You know, I think I'll take you up on the cookie baking extravaganza sometime :D
-Jimmy
[picture] Doesn't matter! iWin!
-Matt
I know, It's so exciting to find a functional family that likes each other when yours isn't like that o_O you and molly are a cute friend couple lol
-Jeff, on my super duper Valentine's
Dude. you rob and jimmy are all fucking awesome. like, seriously.
-Jeff
Hahaha okay. Thanks. He was a wrestler, he wrestled with heroin and a shotgun and he didnt win
-Steve
I hope you dont get smited Chloe.
-Steve
Now your just giving Jesus ideas. He could kill two birds with one lightning bolt, or a flood or a drunk guy in an SUV
-Steve, on the observance that my smiting would serve example to any of my communist conspirators
A homeless (and assumedly gay) man just tried to pick me up. God bless this state!
-Jimmy
He mostly ogled me and asked me 'How much for that ass.' pretty straghtforward.
-Jimmy, when asked, "What pick up methods did he use?"
I'm madly in like with Jimmy.
-me
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