Vicodin Communication

theRIFT 289: godo evening
Cricket Hoebag: and to you as well
Cricket Hoebag: How's the vicodin treating you?
theRIFT 289: oh wondrefully
Cricket Hoebag: I thought about reading the wiki article, but got distracting by the rest of the internet
theRIFT 289: haha its probaly mroe interesting anyway
theRIFT 289: unless then arcitle is written by sometyd on vicondin
Cricket Hoebag: hahaha
Cricket Hoebag: the Uncyclopedia article on it might be
theRIFT 289: lol
theRIFT 289: id rew a comic
theRIFT 289: its entitlesd #8 "Woman and RAPist"
theRIFT 289: but i didntd draw senve others
Cricket Hoebag: was it any good?
theRIFT 289: its cinda funnfy but i'm not sure
theRIFT 289: becaus id ont trust my judtnement
Cricket Hoebag: you'll find out in five or six days then
Cricket Hoebag: There is no Uncyclopedia article on Vicodin
Cricket Hoebag: I'm shocked and want to write it, but don't have the horrible wit
theRIFT 289: ahaha
theRIFT 289: i woudl writei t
theRIFT 289: but i cant....
theRIFT 289: lol
Cricket Hoebag: even better
theRIFT 289: my mom is tyrhg to make me nto go to abbys party
Cricket Hoebag: Oh no!
theRIFT 289: ont wory im giogn
theRIFT 289: oh that was badd
theRIFT 289: lol
Cricket Hoebag: it's ok, approximately the right letters were there
theRIFT 289: i nened to fidn a ride there i think
theRIFT 289: but idk hwo lives near me on this ltist
Cricket Hoebag: I'm getting one from Jeff, but Andrew Corey also has an open car because he's too creepy for anyone to go with him and that makes me a little sad
Cricket Hoebag: he lives on Temple
theRIFT 289: haha i could ask him them
theRIFT 289: i neds to type the message slowly to maek sure its ngood
theRIFT 289: so i dont sacre him awy
Cricket Hoebag: haha
Cricket Hoebag: I'm sure he'd be thrilled with any sort of communication
theRIFT 289: hahahaa
theRIFT 289: yaeh pretyty much ally of hsi wall post are from greg mummah and brunsk
theRIFT 289: i saw ytor graffit odmination
theRIFT 289: that si gross haha
Cricket Hoebag: yup
theRIFT 289: nobodyu else ever draws graffiti
Cricket Hoebag: it's true
Cricket Hoebag: they used to
Cricket Hoebag: but it's been a while
theRIFT 289: omg is just looked at hte one i drewyou
theRIFT 289: that is so horrible1
Cricket Hoebag: hahaha
Cricket Hoebag: the fact that it's about taking Vicodin excuses it
theRIFT 289: i thkn it was supososd to be 12 in 9 hours
theRIFT 289: lol
Cricket Hoebag: that's even worse
theRIFT 289: yah
Cricket Hoebag: god
Cricket Hoebag: lol
theRIFT 289: i'm jtsu goting to kill it in leik 2 days
theRIFT 289: and then just be don
Cricket Hoebag: I predict horrible consequences
theRIFT 289: oh ewll
theRIFT 289: if you dont fel strongly about it
theRIFT 289: im just gonna go f ir it
theRIFT 289: but if you don twant me to
theRIFT 289: i wont
Cricket Hoebag: explicit follow all directions on the prescription medication bottle
Cricket Hoebag: *explicitly
theRIFT 289: fome now onl you mean?
Cricket Hoebag: yes
theRIFT 289: okya.. :'-(
theRIFT 289: lol
Cricket Hoebag: thank you
theRIFT 289: it ways one every 4 hoursl so
theRIFT 289: i kidna alreyad messed that up
theRIFT 289: but ill stop haha
Cricket Hoebag: haha, that's good
theRIFT 289: yeha im sure your right
theRIFT 289: i honestly dont even know if this huhrs or not
theRIFT 289: the only pain ive had si when i ajabbed m syelf in the moth with a soon
Cricket Hoebag: I think I'm going to save this conversation
theRIFT 289: iv e been soarign since liek 7 30am
theRIFT 289: hahaha go for it
theRIFT 289: i'm tn sure f ill even rememre it
Cricket Hoebag: well that holds good news for the unspeakable things I plan to do
theRIFT 289: :-O
theRIFT 289: imn ot sure if i shoudl be arfaid or excited
theRIFT 289: i think leanin g torierd ecited
Cricket Hoebag: hahaha
theRIFT 289: mya mom keesp yelleing at me for diong things the docrrot said nto tod o
theRIFT 289: bu ti dont rememer him saying anyh ofit
Cricket Hoebag: perfect excuse
theRIFT 289: yeha and its ture!
theRIFT 289: at leik 730
theRIFT 289: they gave me the anestghia IV
theRIFT 289: nad at like 9 15 i mremmber being int eh car leaving west chester
theRIFT 289: and satince its not inhalde
theRIFT 289: you dnnt throw up or sntything
theRIFT 289: jesuss i ned to tak em y time tyipng
theRIFT 289: sorry if im borhering your by ramling
Cricket Hoebag: Although I look forward to further medicated conversation with you, I have to go eat dinner, I hope you can eating dinner too
Cricket Hoebag: paz
Cricket Hoebag: I don't mind the rambling
theRIFT 289: :] kay
theRIFT 289: i cant eat :'-(

Auto response from Cricket Hoebag: eatin'

theRIFT 289: have a good inner
theRIFT 289: haha
theRIFT 289: dinner
theRIFT 289: by ebye <3,##3
theRIFT 289 is away at 6:40:13 PM.


*please excuse the unspeakable actions reference, I think we're going to eat ice cream and watch a comedy

Tuesday

I had Dave over again. He got a ride and I knew not to walk this time. I was wearing one of the plain black T's Viv gave me as well as her green shorts that are too big for me, but have a tie so they'll stay up. He was wearing a shirt that said, "Intelligent Design" about how public parks in cities is healthy planning. There was the silhouette of a child swinging on his back right shoulder. I was in my room when he arrived, but I thought it was Nick calling upon my brother so I didn't answer the door until he knocked. He stepped inside just long enough to read my Christian Teen Magazine's criticism of his media choices. Neither of us listen to Grits, Jesse McCartney, or country music with sex, beer, swearing, etc... so Jesus is smiling on our media choices at least for this month. We headed right out to the hammock and told stories and talked and noticed the tree is emptier than last time and remarked that it's seemingly odd maintenance day at the firehouse. They installed a new vent and later doing other work that required strange noises, but wasn't visible from where we were. My brother came out a few minutes later with Branden and Nick to inform us that he was going to the mall to return a video cable for Nick and that they were taking Ebright Rd. instead of 202 which was a pretty good choice if you're walking. Our arms were pressing against each other partially due to the pooling effect of gravity on a hammock. After a long time we fell into silence with his foot on the ground gently rocking us. I moved my head onto his shoulder and brought my arm over myself to meet with his hand and we stayed like that for some time more. I have a wide hammock, but he was on the very edge closest to the house so there was a pretty severe incline even if I moved myself to the opposite edge which is not where I was. He turned so that his body was more at an angle facing me, I did the same, but there was still probably a 90 degree angle between us. Eventually he put a hand on my waist and leaned back some so I wound up lying against him with my head still on his shoulder. Not too long after we started making out, then I put my head back on his shoulder, but I thought I was going to get goggle face (but with the hammock rope) so I kept moving my face around. Not too long after I rolled away with good timing because my brother and entourage showed up. "Have you been on the hammock the whole time?" my brother asked astutely. "No," "Yes," Dave and I respectively answered. "I mean, yeah." At some point while I was still attentive, we saw Branden skating up to his house without Jack or Nick. "Jack's probably faking a broken leg and Nick said, 'I'll stay here, you get help!" Dave surmised. Almost true. Branden ditched them with no warning according to my brother, so they ditched him too. They got silly string. It was around 3:10 when Dave's mom called saying she was late and would be there in five minutes. She showed up a little angry even though Dave eventually got to work fifteen minutes early. We hugged goodbye in my driveway and while I still had my arms over his shoulders he asked if I would like to be his girlfriend. I said yes, we kissed, he left, and I went inside to listen to music.

I'm so excited for Abby's party.

Saturday

I woke up at 9ish so I could go get breakfast with cool people at the West Chester Diner. I didn't get to wake up Dave, but he was clothed and conscious when he answered the doorbell, so it wasn't that bad. Dave and I rode in Jeff's car instead of the Dorans and Jeff "heaeh'd" at people and told a few stories. At breakfast I got pancakes and a free balloon. Then I went to Dave's house where we finished Nuns on the Run with Eric Idle and Deathwatch with Jamie Bell. Nuns on the Run was pretty fun with some British farce and Deathwatch was horror movie mindfuckery. I got to sit really close to Dave, so it sorta wouldn't have mattered if I was watching the blank screen. We walked to the Build a Dream Playground with my balloon and moved around from shade to shade until the ice cream man showed up. Dave got a Blue Raspberry Pop Top which had actually been bought out by C&C Soda Company. I got a Blue Raspberry Icee Push Pop and Dave paid, which although I would like to enjoy the title of feminist liberal, did impress me (I did offer to pay my way and had money out, but still). Then we went to a table and finished our respective edibles. The balloon was tied to my purse and kept hitting me in the face, so I turned over and watched children crawling over the wooden structure (I was also minutely trying to enhance my sexy because I was wearing a backless halter). He eventually turned over too and we talked about things I don't remember. It started to rain at one point, so he called his dad to give us a ride home. Back at his house we watched the US Male Gymnastics Olympic Trials in Philly at the Wakovia Center and were outraged that Paul Hamm had such a ridiculous voice and easy win. Dinner was great, particularly because neither of us had eaten since ten and it was the first real dinner I'd had in a while. Vegetables! We walked to Hetty's and Meg offered us a ride when we were maybe 50 yards from the entrance to her development. I was sucking big time at bearwrestling and very disappointed I wasn't even a challenge during our rematch. Dave sat next to me while I ate watermelon and later in the basement too. We hugged it out, and wound up in the same lingering hug as Wednesday. No kiss this time though. Hopefully many more times for that.

:D
Edit: In one bearwrestling match I was distracted by ass compliments, but I can't see it, so what is the use to me?

Stars

Though my soul may set in darkness,
it will rise in perfect light;
I have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.