Friday, August 8, 2008

Vicodin Communication

theRIFT 289: godo evening
Cricket Hoebag: and to you as well
Cricket Hoebag: How's the vicodin treating you?
theRIFT 289: oh wondrefully
Cricket Hoebag: I thought about reading the wiki article, but got distracting by the rest of the internet
theRIFT 289: haha its probaly mroe interesting anyway
theRIFT 289: unless then arcitle is written by sometyd on vicondin
Cricket Hoebag: hahaha
Cricket Hoebag: the Uncyclopedia article on it might be
theRIFT 289: lol
theRIFT 289: id rew a comic
theRIFT 289: its entitlesd #8 "Woman and RAPist"
theRIFT 289: but i didntd draw senve others
Cricket Hoebag: was it any good?
theRIFT 289: its cinda funnfy but i'm not sure
theRIFT 289: becaus id ont trust my judtnement
Cricket Hoebag: you'll find out in five or six days then
Cricket Hoebag: There is no Uncyclopedia article on Vicodin
Cricket Hoebag: I'm shocked and want to write it, but don't have the horrible wit
theRIFT 289: ahaha
theRIFT 289: i woudl writei t
theRIFT 289: but i cant....
theRIFT 289: lol
Cricket Hoebag: even better
theRIFT 289: my mom is tyrhg to make me nto go to abbys party
Cricket Hoebag: Oh no!
theRIFT 289: ont wory im giogn
theRIFT 289: oh that was badd
theRIFT 289: lol
Cricket Hoebag: it's ok, approximately the right letters were there
theRIFT 289: i nened to fidn a ride there i think
theRIFT 289: but idk hwo lives near me on this ltist
Cricket Hoebag: I'm getting one from Jeff, but Andrew Corey also has an open car because he's too creepy for anyone to go with him and that makes me a little sad
Cricket Hoebag: he lives on Temple
theRIFT 289: haha i could ask him them
theRIFT 289: i neds to type the message slowly to maek sure its ngood
theRIFT 289: so i dont sacre him awy
Cricket Hoebag: haha
Cricket Hoebag: I'm sure he'd be thrilled with any sort of communication
theRIFT 289: hahahaa
theRIFT 289: yaeh pretyty much ally of hsi wall post are from greg mummah and brunsk
theRIFT 289: i saw ytor graffit odmination
theRIFT 289: that si gross haha
Cricket Hoebag: yup
theRIFT 289: nobodyu else ever draws graffiti
Cricket Hoebag: it's true
Cricket Hoebag: they used to
Cricket Hoebag: but it's been a while
theRIFT 289: omg is just looked at hte one i drewyou
theRIFT 289: that is so horrible1
Cricket Hoebag: hahaha
Cricket Hoebag: the fact that it's about taking Vicodin excuses it
theRIFT 289: i thkn it was supososd to be 12 in 9 hours
theRIFT 289: lol
Cricket Hoebag: that's even worse
theRIFT 289: yah
Cricket Hoebag: god
Cricket Hoebag: lol
theRIFT 289: i'm jtsu goting to kill it in leik 2 days
theRIFT 289: and then just be don
Cricket Hoebag: I predict horrible consequences
theRIFT 289: oh ewll
theRIFT 289: if you dont fel strongly about it
theRIFT 289: im just gonna go f ir it
theRIFT 289: but if you don twant me to
theRIFT 289: i wont
Cricket Hoebag: explicit follow all directions on the prescription medication bottle
Cricket Hoebag: *explicitly
theRIFT 289: fome now onl you mean?
Cricket Hoebag: yes
theRIFT 289: okya.. :'-(
theRIFT 289: lol
Cricket Hoebag: thank you
theRIFT 289: it ways one every 4 hoursl so
theRIFT 289: i kidna alreyad messed that up
theRIFT 289: but ill stop haha
Cricket Hoebag: haha, that's good
theRIFT 289: yeha im sure your right
theRIFT 289: i honestly dont even know if this huhrs or not
theRIFT 289: the only pain ive had si when i ajabbed m syelf in the moth with a soon
Cricket Hoebag: I think I'm going to save this conversation
theRIFT 289: iv e been soarign since liek 7 30am
theRIFT 289: hahaha go for it
theRIFT 289: i'm tn sure f ill even rememre it
Cricket Hoebag: well that holds good news for the unspeakable things I plan to do
theRIFT 289: :-O
theRIFT 289: imn ot sure if i shoudl be arfaid or excited
theRIFT 289: i think leanin g torierd ecited
Cricket Hoebag: hahaha
theRIFT 289: mya mom keesp yelleing at me for diong things the docrrot said nto tod o
theRIFT 289: bu ti dont rememer him saying anyh ofit
Cricket Hoebag: perfect excuse
theRIFT 289: yeha and its ture!
theRIFT 289: at leik 730
theRIFT 289: they gave me the anestghia IV
theRIFT 289: nad at like 9 15 i mremmber being int eh car leaving west chester
theRIFT 289: and satince its not inhalde
theRIFT 289: you dnnt throw up or sntything
theRIFT 289: jesuss i ned to tak em y time tyipng
theRIFT 289: sorry if im borhering your by ramling
Cricket Hoebag: Although I look forward to further medicated conversation with you, I have to go eat dinner, I hope you can eating dinner too
Cricket Hoebag: paz
Cricket Hoebag: I don't mind the rambling
theRIFT 289: :] kay
theRIFT 289: i cant eat :'-(

Auto response from Cricket Hoebag: eatin'

theRIFT 289: have a good inner
theRIFT 289: haha
theRIFT 289: dinner
theRIFT 289: by ebye <3,##3
theRIFT 289 is away at 6:40:13 PM.


*please excuse the unspeakable actions reference, I think we're going to eat ice cream and watch a comedy

1 comment:

Abby J. said...

i don't think i noticed the unspeakable actions reference until you mentioned it, however upon going back and reading, it wasn't a horrible reference and would have been automatically excused had i noticed it.
just a thought.