Memories aka Stories

Spring:
Obama rally
Won 3rd place highest individual scorer at Villanova's trash-bowl as a freshman
Met Ken Jennings
Bear wrestling for the first time
Badminton Accident, mom found my hickey
Sexually harassed Downingtown tenor kid
Swimming in the Brandywine with Abby and Trisha in our shirts and underwear
Trisha and I wearing pirate hats during Steve's solo
Being a zombie in "Pride and Prejudice"
The filming of "Quake"
Dress shopping with Stasi
Coffee house
Ran through the rain holding hands
Walked from school to Matt's house after HiQ
Job shadowed an anarchist bookstore
Disneyworld, seeing my mom cry for the first time
Apples to Apples game where Erik and Gina were cheating and we didn't catch on, even when "baby showers" beat "super guiro" for the "Sexy" card
Brave New Voices Slam Poetry finals
Strenth and Conditioning with Wasiq
HiQ States
HiQ Rock Band Party: All expert instruments for "Any Way You Want It"
Wasiq and Amora dueting in another HiQ Rock Band Party
Pit Video Game: Level One
Attempting to dye my hair with Jell-O, because we didn't have Kool-Aid
Emily's Birthday Party, Coffee Station, lead singer of Fall Out Boy
Garnet Valley Nature Club aka One of My Favorite Field Trips
TIA Championships: finding four leaf clover
Wildwood, year one, first time seeing SNL, terribly impressed with music, perfect seats, swimming, failed and wheezy donut run
Wildwood, year two, dissatisfied with music, only one to swim
Wildwood, year three, swimming and running away, vindicated Donut Run, even if it was closed
Casino adventure with fancy Shirley Temple

Summer:
Gone down the Brandywine on an inflatable whale
Parasailing
Cried a single tear during UP, both times I saw it
Prom, watching Rob bundle a crate of Tasty Kakes to his car
Cossart Road, first time with Viv in torrential downpour
Skinny dipping at dawn in the ocean
Screamed into the wind, "baring my soul (and my titties)"
Drunk bus!
Buy pot from a Jamaican who called Stasi sexy
Hugged a guy in a Mr. Peanut suit
Basically everything about that week with Katie
Bollywood Movie Party!
Dorney Park, traffic back up, gettin' creeped on, boys missing roller coaster for talking math
Went to a West Chester Music in Motion Show
Snuck into a DCI show
Missed our flight home because dad misread AM for PM
Ran (walked) through a corn-field under the full moon
Steve and me: Pirate Adventure!
Merry dozen of princesses visit Tom H.
Fourth of July, skinny dipping/streaking
Steph's Grad Party
Rocky Horror Picture Show Party "Do you have anything that doesn't taste like make up."
-I won a penis shaped lollipop
Geohashing, also dressed like a pirate
First Friday in Philly
LARPing
First time a boy told me they loved me was in a hammock
Belted out "Amazed" at 3 AM
Scavenger Hunt
Snuck out to watch the Perseid Meteor Shower, got stopped by cops
12 mile suburban hike
Truth or Dare at Abby's Birthday
Snuck into Religilous
blink-182 concert, met blink-182, they signed my underwear, drunk man grabbed me
Viv tells scary stories, we catch fireflies
Getting a balloon at the West Chester Diner
Having pancakes and sex toys with Emily
HiQ MarioKart party
Circle Time

Fall:
Hallelujah, Ben Folds, & The Freshmen
Witnessed "The Battle of the D." West Chester and UD played each other
Cossart Road, getting chased
Orgasm at the Grist Mill
Unrelatedly, had a long conversation with Pat and Taylor at the Grist Mill
Flying to Duke, feeling alive, impressing security personnel with my shoes
Walked from the school to Molly's house, looked at the tree graffiti
Noopur's Birthday Party where we danced like white girls and played capture the flag
Noopur's Birthday where Lexie's baby turned on at 3 in the morning
Hayride with Matt, Gary, Kate, and Hannah
"Make a hole!"
The Cricket
Dressed like a pirate at Longwood
Sarah's 16th Birthday Party
Gluing Viv's sister's leg shut in a parking lot in Chester
Viv made the most beautiful cupcakes, then we watched the best episode of [H]ouse since the first season
First Pit Party
Epic "Bottle Cap War"
"Second Degree Burns" Party

Winter:
"Fuck Shoes" Party, Jeff sets his on fire
"Ice in the D.'s Yard" party
Laser tag at the Laser Dome
Hot Tub party where the boys hair froze
Going to Old Country Buffet after that drumline show
GV goes to States, "HERSHEY!"
"HERSHEY" on the hill <-- possibly my proudest moment
Scrumptious course chocolate dinner
"Not last!" First!
Gave road head
Coffee house
Late night Tom Jones
Dresden Dolls concert
Sarah getting us pirate costumes for the first band concert
Saw Precious in a theater full of black people
Watching [H]ouse: Three Stories and eating left over Christmas cookies with Matt
Lying on the floor of Matt's living room with him and Jeff, listening to "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me"
Stencil'd a gas station
Cossart Road, walked up to the house and took pictures
Longwood Fireworks show
Staying up to watch the first sunrise of '09
(really not) Sexy shower party/streaking
Meghan's Diner after the inauguration ceremony "Keep the change we can believe in"
Little brother hit by car
Matt teaching me my first riff on guitar
Father Deer Hands

Man, Imma go take a nap. I'll edit this later.