I Am Awesome

These are some reasons why I'm the shit:

I floss every day
-have awesome stories
-rock the random trivia
-carve fruit
-play guitar
-play mallet percussion
-have a fantastic memory
-have sweet dreams
-read poetry
-write often
-am a good listener
-keep a wall collage
-am a good screamer
-keep a journal
-don't drink lots of soda
-climb trees
-am a pirate
-have an eye for typography
-garden
-am an immigrant's daughter
-walk on my tip toes
-walk a lot
-give good handshakes
-give great bjs
-do not imbibe
-send letters via USPS
-can solve a Rubix Cube
-disregard authority
-'m just about fearless
-am politically active
-graffiti message
-listen to NPR
-am a feminist
-am anti-consumption
-am a terrible, yet proud, dancer
-deface money
-text quickly
-have never broken a bone
-have never broken a phone
-sneak out
-am an atheist
-have awesome posters in my room
-(almost) play mandolin
-love learning
-draw on shirts
-am a swell artist
-can flip a pencil around my thumb
-sing
-wear long, tall socks
-don't have cable
-word play
-am an alright conversationalist
-am beastly at CLUE
-also rock the Trivial Pursuit
-collect vinyl albums
-costar in an award winning short movie :P
-appreciate the things I have
-am above average in academic subjects
-talk to all sorts of people
-collect dirt/sand
-wear some crazy outfits sometimes
-read
-stencil on occasion
-can read treble clef
-hablo un pocito espanol
-listen to good music
-read xkcd
-am honest